Safari Gone Wrong

It wasn't a good day for the owner of this Land Rover at the Wild Animal Park in San Diego. Lazy ass "King" of the jungle even ate the dashboard and leather interior. What you don't see is he also put the car on blocks and you can check out the wheels on ebay.

-This is all false of course, I paid 25 bucks to watch a lion sleep on a car roof. Oh yeah there was a couple gazelles and like 300,000 freaking ducks. That and the tiger looked more like one of the annorexic Olsen twins and not like a bad ass feline carnivore. OH BUT there is a NEW BABY ELEPHANT, i didnt freaking see it, was napping in the HUGE ass building they put in front of the viewing stand. Guess I should have waited in line longer for the tram... No but seriously it was a good time. Much better than the discovery channel.