Faul's at the US Open

Look for us on TV. We are hole marshals on hole number 9! The USGA asked me to play but I didn't think it would be fair for all the young guys who have never won anything! Tiger Woods is not as big as I thought he was! Jeff Sulman is my hero....I am taller than he is! We have been at the open for the last 3 days and will be there until the end.